My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she told me i tasted like america
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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