5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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