Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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