can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
