Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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