My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Randomize
