doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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