I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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