what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
no you cant smoke seaweed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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