you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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