how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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