Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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