Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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