At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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