Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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