So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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