At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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