K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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