So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
