East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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