He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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