her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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