ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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