i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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