Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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