Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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