people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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