If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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