normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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