i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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