Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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