What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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