dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
3 2 1 whiskey
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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