I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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