Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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