you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I currently don't understand fingers.
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