Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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