Me. At least after what I've been through.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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