used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
