i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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