question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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