So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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