Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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