I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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