So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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