so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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