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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

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  Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

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  It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

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• (559): View more from California

  You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.

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• (516): View more from New York

  What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"

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• (315): View more from New York

  New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out

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