ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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