I bet he comes in French.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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