Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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