I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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