we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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