if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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