problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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