we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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