And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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