I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He shit in the fireplace
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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