you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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