Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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