WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
do nipples grow back?
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